Re: Re: A couple of Scottish jokes.
Now your terminology threw me there. Our football is just a little different than yours :D I had to think a bit before I understood the joke. A young blonde was hired by the highway dept. to paint the center line. The first day she painted almost a mile of road. the next day she painted about a half mile. The third day she was down to just a short distance. Her supervisor asked her why she was slowing down so much. DUH! It's a lot further back to get more paint on her brush she replied.